Just When You Thought It Was Safe…

So, yeah, I went away and it was cool for awhile. I got aggravated…not with any one particular person or thing, just aggravated in general. It happens.

I came back in celebration of…you guessed it… My Smurfday. And what have I learned, kiddies, during my absence? That people are not generally to be trusted, that if it looks and smells like a pig, it is more than likely a pig, that I am none the worse for wear and that I will say what I want whenever I want to whomever I choose and it would take a pretty big roll of duct tape to stop me.

Off to the races. Another day, another dollar.

The Always Divine Ms. M